The average Bengali gentleman is often gifted with a generous portion of gray matter. Unfortunately most of it is located at a rather unreachable location.

Although I've met a few smart ones, there's nothing more entertaining than a marginally dyslexic Bong who stammers.

Situation 1: Average Bong Gentlemen, who stammers, comes across a hot one endowed in the right locations, and all in all just what the doctor ordered.

She is waiting by herself at a gathering, presenting what should to any other man, be an ideal opportunity to score some points with a hot chick. But no, he has to go, and remark, that she is such a cont…cont….cont, (splashing noise of the very fizzy sticky sprite she was just holding, on his head).

One could allow him the consolation prize for effort. If only he had been able to complete his remark that she was a contemporary woman, with remarkably beautiful brown eyes. Certainly would have scored points.

I am not against stupid people. I am not even against any social intercourse with them. Just the ones who stammer, and of course, the ones that sit on their left frontal lobes.